5 uses for the Ed Stone

Remembering that the largest stone gets to form the quarry, here are 5 uses for the mysteriously-vanished Ed Stone...

1. Lay Jim Murphy's cold, dead body out on it (politically speaking, of course)
2. Host it in Scotland but chain it to a much more dominant, larger stone in England
3. Give it to Johann Lamont to genetically re-program
4. Etch a new pledge, promising 1,000 more Ed stones than the SNP
5. Hide it in a sandwich shop from voters

Any other ideas?