So everyone's talking about "Man Friday," the Union's faithful servant in the form of the Cabinet Manual.
It is described by Cabinet Secretary Gus O'Donnell as a "users' guide to government" and that it contains "quite a lot of detail on the internal workings of Government."
This Man Friday will be called by every stranded party to help return them to the mainland of power.
But Man Friday himself was a cannibal, saved from being eaten by other cannibals by Robinson Crusoe who teaches Man Friday that cannibalism is wrong.
But Gus O'Donnell is no Robinson Crusoe, so expect Man Friday to help the parties gobble each other up.
Who is left standing with a belly full of power is Man Friday's guess.
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| Robinson Crusoe and Man Friday by Carl Offterdinger, circa1880 |
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