Wednesday 27 May 2015

BREAKING NEWS: Queen to spank Carmichael!

The Queen is deeply disappointed by Alistair Carmichael's dishonest behaviour and the way he has shamed her government and her parliament.


At the end point of the Queen's Speech in the House of Lords, the Queen's Guards will march Carmichael up to the Throne and drape him over the Queen's knee; the Guards will drop his trousers to reveal his bottom of dishonesty.

The Queen will then spank him and remind him of just how much of a naughty boy he's been!

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